Pisco Perfection 2 oz Pisco* 3/4 oz lemon juice 1/2 oz simple syrup Angostura bitters Garnish with soused pineapple wedge This is actually a cross between Pisco punch and a Pisco sour. The SUPER SEKRIT ingredient is planning ahead. *Cube one small fresh pineapple and soak it in 2 c. Pisco for at least 24 hrs. The longer you leave it the better. A week is pretty good. This is the Pisco you use for the Perfection, and of course garnish with the soaked pineapple. WARNING: the pineapple is EXTREMELY DELICIOUSLY DEADLY and most assuredly flammable.
And the vanquished are
But drops of dew,
But bolts of lightning—
Thus should we view the world
Happy towel day my fellow Golgafrinchans humans.
Fractal pancakes? Yes, please! Just imagine the literary impersonation for Benoît Mandelbrot this lends itself to.
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History is written by the victors. Assuming they can find a pen.Horrible Histories - Vikings and Monks
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Grad school, I don’t miss you. But, this was a valuable lesson.
