in this context, I will skip the crackers

(Source: catbushandludicrous)

smooch

smooch

Body count

Yesterday: 2 dead birds on deck, 0 snakes
Today: 1 dead bird on stoop, 1 live snake in back yard that I almost stepped on.
Something doesn’t want me to leave the house today.

shoesandsocks:

Um.
Shit.

someone stop me when I get to the 9th decile.

shoesandsocks:

Um.

Shit.

someone stop me when I get to the 9th decile.

cunicular:

New Zealand posters from Flight of the Conchords

<3

(Source: cyrilicism)

Cat hug bun. Yes.

Cat hug bun. Yes.

(Source: thefluffingtonpost)

I only have two words for you : dueling Theremins. #ManOrAstroman? #mathematical