I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge
|Q:||What is the origin of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, and how would you make one on Earth? I need to know.|
|A:||Unfortunately there are a number of environmental and weapons treaties and laws of physics which prevent one being mixed on Earth. Sorry.|
Started this over two years ago, but couldn’t decide how to finish it - it was my second cross stitch project (!?) I Picked it up again last week and now I guess it’s finished? Except for framing or turning into a small pillow. Probably framing because it’s less work :)
Why I decided to do something that required filling in a space with over 5200 stitches….
Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.
I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard
Is someone going to get this thing off me? Seriously what is this, someone remove it.
Jim? You’re just standing there laughing at m—
CHERYL PUT THAT CAMERA DOWN
cats have three primary reactions to other creatures: ignore, kill, be baffled and offended
Scrolling through the twitters only to find your friend, with no prior warning or going through the customary approval process and ten day waiting period, has cut off his beautiful golden hair.